apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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