where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Randomize
