I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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