i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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