If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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