did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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