how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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