Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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