He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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