We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think my moral compass just broke
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
