what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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