im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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