Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why didn't you poke me back
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
When did angry sex become our thing?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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