i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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