I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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