I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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