Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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