Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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