called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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