The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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