Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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