UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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