Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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