normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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