She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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