You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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