what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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