I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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