community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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