I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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