If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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