Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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