I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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