At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i believe in u and ur pee
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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