it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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