Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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