But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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