So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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