i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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