Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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