what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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