My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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