Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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