he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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