How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i think i just lost a toe
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
