video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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