what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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