im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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