I don't think brook has ever known best
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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