I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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