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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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