i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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