You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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